CONAN: "We can theoretically make this prisoner's death really slow and really painful. He might change his mind about talking."
GRAYSON: "Noooo, that'll take time."
CONAN: "Not against it on a moral basis; he's just really lazy!"
GM (imitating): "I'm too lazy to hurt you.
BRAD (imitating): "Giuseppe, torture him. I don't wannnaaaaa!"
RENE: "Hey, Conan, there is molten silver down there to make silver bullets. Get a bag."
CONAN: "Why would I want to make bullets from molten silver?"
RENE: "It's safe to assume you would eventually cool this silver."
CONAN: "Yeah, but I don't keep bullet forms with me! I'm not going to shoot monsters with solid cash! Why in the world would I carry around a bag of molten silver?"
GM: "Ok...throughout all of this, you failed to acknowledge the fact that you can't have a sack filled with molten silver. Either you'll have a bag with a hole in it or you'll have a solid chunk of silver."
CONAN: "No, I can."
GM: "It's not mercury. You're talking absolute shit again."
GRAYSON: "Let's break the seal."
CONAN: "What, no."
GRAYSON: "Why...the answers are in there."
CONAN: "It says 'Demon Forge Below' on it."
GRAYSON: "Yeah...It's an adventure."
GM: "No...An adventure is going to Cuba!"
GRAYSON: "This is why we are here."
RENE: "The seal is five tones. So we'll lift it up, if there's anything in there, since it can't lift this seal on its own, we should be able to take it."
GM: "Oh...so your entire grading system is that it's not strong enough to lift a slab. That's it. You gauge all monsters by their capacity to lift a 5-ton slab. If it can, you avoid it; if it can't, you attack...It doesn't matter if it has fifteen arms with fifteen swords, and can fly!"
â€œI despise stallions. I ride them as I ride an ugly noble women--smiles for appearances and politics only. Stallions. All personality with no depth. They prance like ponies and trot with arrogance. I always say, respect your mules most of all. A stallion may lead with the king and gather the eyes, but a mule will follow behindâ€¦and carry your kingdom.â€