Mike wakes up Conan
Mike: "I can't sleep, so you can't sleep."
Conan: "What do you want?!"
Mike: "That demon girl is in my dreams."
Conan: "Well, you shouldn't have had sex with her."
Mike: "It needed to be done."
Conan: "I warned you. I explicitly told you don't do it!"
Mike: "Someone had to; she had something we needed."
Conan: "Yes, someone had to do it, which means you can't complain when you choose to do it. I'm sorry you got laid!"
Grayson (now also up): "I'm honestly a little envious."
Mike: "She gave me a warning."
Conan: "You talked to her, didn't you? What did you say?!"
Conan: "You go the #$&@ back downstairs and leave me the @#$& alone!"
Jill (now also up): "It's four in the morning; why is everyone screaming?"
Conan: "I am woken up constantly by the screams of people I have killed or gotten killed. I don't need this @#$% TO! I HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS!"
Desmond: "Am I off watch now?"
Conan: "YOU CAN GO TO SLEEP NOW, DES, CAUSE EVERYONE'S UP NOW!"
Jill: "Why are we doing this quest? This wasn't our quest; it was Osvaldo's."
Conan: "Because I don't have anything better to F$%#ing do…other than getting hunted down!"
GM: "How much will you give me to read that scroll?"
Conan: "We already paid the other one fifty."
GM: "And what do I get?"
Conan: "I assume the fifty from the other one."
Desmond: "Who was that other person, then?"
Jill: What's the big deal, she's eight years old, just give her some money."
Conan: "FINE, I BEAT HER IN THE FACE WITH A SACK OF PENNIES!"
â€œI despise stallions. I ride them as I ride an ugly noble women--smiles for appearances and politics only. Stallions. All personality with no depth. They prance like ponies and trot with arrogance. I always say, respect your mules most of all. A stallion may lead with the king and gather the eyes, but a mule will follow behindâ€¦and carry your kingdom.â€